Today was a Monday, so conversation was a bit slow. We're doing square dancing in PE, so we talked a little about that (not especially exciting), and then we started randomly drawing. It started with my friend (Who we haven't yet given a name to) showing everyone her amazing drawing/interpretation of some religios symbol. This friend is a really good artist, so of course I had to retort with my "amazing" art skills. I drew a head. A lame head. In fact, you could hardly tell it was a head. That's my drawing skills for you.
Then I decided to try something else, because I'm just not good at drawing people. I tried to draw a mushroom cloud, like from an explosion, and showed it to her. She thought it was a muffin. I decided I could work with that, and added a face (because what good is a muffin if it isn't a happy muffin?) and some color. She responded to that by doodling a cupcake right next to it. Some other people started commenting about how "Muffins are just ugly cupcakes" and "Muffins taste like crap."
I don't know what hole these people live in, but they're just...wrong! Seriously wrong! There is absolutely NOTHING bad about muffins. End of story. No debate, it's just fact. Now, if you compare muffins to cupcakes, you realize that all cupcakes are muffins. Muffins are the base for cupcakes and, depending on the cupcake, they were better without all the icing and pizzaz. If you take away the icing and pizzaz from a cupcake, it's still a muffin! I delicious and fabulous muffin! But if you took away the muffin from a cupcake, all you have is icing and pizzaz. Overly-sweet, almost pathetic icing and pizzaz. Now, this is the point that you realize that muffins are superior. Muffins have always been superior, and they always will be.
I hope all you muffin haters out there have learned your lesson.
~TrumpetGal
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