Ha! Take That, Auburn!

As many of you may know, last night was the National College Football Tournament. And the Oregon Ducks lost. Over on the west coast, most people were rooting for Oregon, so it was kind of a downer when the game ended. I mean, the Ducks even caught up and tied Auburn, and then they lost it. They were so close! But, as usual, my friends and I like to think about things in different ways. We have this inside joke going, about Newton's 3rd Law of Motion. So basically the law explains action-reaction. Example: Head bumps ball. Ball bumps head. But that's boring, so in science class I took it to the next level. Example: Triple-Threat eats sandwich. Sandwich eats Triple-Threat. Also, Jujubee reads book. Book reads Jujubee. Pretty self-explanitory, if I do say so myself. I mean, if they only teach us so much these days, we have to use prior knowledge to come to the next logical step, right?
So, if all this can be true, then the real results of last night's game must be true. If you haven't already figured it out, here is the true result of last night's game: Auburn beat Oregon. OREGON BEAT AUBURN! My friends and I eat lunch in the same teacher's room ever day. That teacher just happens to be something like the Oregon Duck's biggest fan. We were going to tell her our theory of how it was all a lie and Oregon really won, but I think she was still in mourning. So, truthfully, I was too scared to approach her in that state. But hey, the theory still exists! And I believe it's more then a theory. It's not like I twist reality or anything! I see things like they are! Auburn, you wish you had fans that twisted reality. You wish...